Writing tasks

Valentine’s Sonnets

Sonnets are tricky. But well done to these Windsor Writers who followed all the rules and produced a piece of poetry all ready to read out on February 14th.


Valentine Sonnet What I Wrote

by Mike Moss

Our homework this month, a sonnet to write

Iโ€™ll try very hard, the rules are quite tight

I have to confess, I havenโ€™t a clue

About how to write one, or what to do

So I asked my friend Google for some help

When it became clear, I gave a big yelp

A sonnet has lines, some fourteen at most

Ten syllables a line, more and youโ€™re toast

It should rhyme, any way, as best as you can

Write about true love, confess youโ€™re a fan

But wait, it should be iambic, oh dear

If only Iโ€™d known, it should have been clear

I think Iโ€™ve the gist now so, to begin

Heck! No lines left โ€“ I just canโ€™t seem to win!


The Animator

by Judith

Divine, benign or devoid of design,

There is a power that animates all.

Itโ€™s the mind behind how an ape, given time,

Became wise whilst a mouse stays small.

It allows the works of human endeavour,

To discern protons, electrons and quarks,

But as for the why and the whom and wherever,

They are hidden beyond the first sparks.

We are free to ponder an act far from grace,

Or beseech the being behind the big bang,

While what breathes life through the vastness of space,

Inspires awe in an ineffable plan.

Sublimely timing choirs of quantum string,

An incredible force subsumes everything.


Unnamed Sonnet

by Phil Appleton

Alert with kindly eyes he looks at me

In expectation food and fun to get

Dependent, tied yet wanting to be free

Our bond is such that both those needs are met

To me he gives unquestioning loyalty

Without complaint, a friend beyond compare

My moods, in all their strength and frailty

He takes them on, it seems without a care

Yet he’s a dog, a hound for all his charm

Which I forget when he gives me his trust

And looks to me to save him from all harm

So in his place I keep him as I must

In love, support we both connect as friends 

A partnership until we meet our ends

Creative Inspiration, Writing tasks

Christmas Fun with Poems, Lyrics and Stories

At our Christmas meeting last week (complete with mince pies and mulled wine) we had fun listening to some Christmas silliness and heartwarming tales. Find some of our Christmas creations below. Enjoy!

A Faithful Friend in Christmas

by Vince Moran

Once there was a time

A time not long ago

A time when things were carefree

 A time that let life flow

A time when the wide world crowded

Around a spruce of pine

A time when goodwill was magic

And the music was sublime

Well youโ€™ve got a friend in Christmas

The season love cannot ignore

A faithful friend in Christmas

Tis the season you might still adore

Where children gather around you

And light up the festive tree

From the smiles on their loving faces

You know in your heart you are free

Then came the darkening shadow

 Danger swept the sky

A virus so vindictive

You could hear the people cry

No more getting together

Social distance the norm

Masks on face to follow

To stem the rising storm

Well youโ€™ve got a friend in Christmas

The season love cannot ignore

A faithful friend in Christmas

Tis the season you might still adore

Where children gather around you

And light up the festive tree

From the smiles on their loving faces

You know in your heart you are free

And through the mists of sorrow

Where dreams have withered and died

And many have lost loved ones

Their memories touch the rolling tide

Still the human spirit stays sturdy

No matter the cause of its woe

Thereโ€™s a place for the truly worthy

Glistening in the yuletide snow

For youโ€™ve got a friend in Christmas

The season love cannot ignore

A faithful friend in Christmas

 Tis the season you might still adore

Where children gather around you

And light up the festive tree

From the smiles on their loving faces

 You know in your heart you are free

Yes youโ€™ve got a friend in Christmas

Blessings around your door

A faithful friend in Christmas

Tis time to sing once more!


Polycotton

by Vivien Eden

โ€œTime for another present!โ€ declared Eva.

Joe raised his eyebrows at his wife Maria who mouthed โ€œStill acting like sheโ€™s five.โ€ Eva and Josh dived under the tree. Baubles bounced up and knocked into each other as pine needles silently deposited themselves on the teenagersโ€™ backs.

Rustle, jingle, rustle, jingle

Finally, they emerged holding a selection of gift bags and presents in their hands for everyone.

โ€œHere you go grandma, grandad, there you go dad, hereโ€™s your one mum,โ€ said Josh as he diligently distributed out the contents of his arms until all that remained in his hands was a small soft parcel in his hand; he speculated that it was socks since his grandparents always got him a pair of novelty Christmas ones โ€“ and every year he wondered if it would be the last pair he might ever receive from the oldest members of his family.

Eva clutched one large parcel in her arms with โ€˜To Eva, love from Mum & Dad xxxโ€™ written on a white laser label. The tearing of paper started. Exclamations of thanks were made. Hugs.

Eva stared at the parcel. What could it be, she wondered? It was a fair weight and square with a small amount of give. Her younger brother elbowed her to get a move on.

โ€œOh darling, I hope you like that one โ€“ and that it helps you feel at home in your student house.โ€

Eva tore a fragment of paper, โ€œAh a new duvet cover,โ€ she exclaimed. She turned the package over and read the label. โ€œOh, itโ€™s polycotton,โ€ and her face fell.

โ€œSorry Eva, what was that?โ€ asked her father.

โ€œPolycotton. I thought you knew that I only have Egyptian cotton on my bed.โ€

 โ€œMum, whatโ€™s polycotton?โ€ asked Josh.

The chatter in the room, slowed. Then stopped all together. Eva was standing up. Was that a tear forming in her eye?

โ€œI canโ€™t believe you bought me this! I wouldnโ€™t dream of giving anyone anything made of this stuff,โ€ and she threw her present on the floor. Her grandparents gasped. Eva stormed out of the room slamming the door behind her.

โ€œWhat the hell happened there?โ€ asked Joe.

โ€œIโ€™m damned if Iโ€™ve got any idea. Ungrateful littleโ€ฆ when I was a student I had a scratchy bloody woollen blanket on my bed and I was fine with that. Is there anymore sherry โ€“ Iโ€™ll have a large one if there is?โ€

Joshโ€™s face broke into a smile, โ€œI guess thatโ€™s what you call a very โ€˜sheetyโ€™ Christmas present!โ€


Mike’s Christmas Quiz

Can you solve the mystery in Mike Moss’s quiz “Sing a Song of Christmas” extravaganza


And don’t forget as a great last minute Christmas present our very own publication: Windsor Christmas Tales is available on Amazon Prime!

Don’t worry, we’ll stop talking about it after Christmas ๐Ÿ™‚

Image by Sandra Seitamaa

Creative Inspiration

How Do You Create & Launch a Book?

We’ve been absolutely blown away by how many people have bought our Windsor Christmas Tales book – thank you, thank you, thank you! Our book is a community project and, as with a lot of labours of love, it was never going to make anyone a millionaire. But it is art. And it brings joy. And those are both very valuable commodities.

So how did we do it and how long did it take? If you or another writing group out there has any ambitions of producing a book at some point, we hope you find this an interesting read.


And talking of interesting reads… this is the must-have Christmas read of 2022

The perfect way to get yourself in the mood for the festive season.”


How do you bring a book to market?

With twelve authors involved, sometimes decisions took a bit of time. But the expertise amongst us was impressive: we had a phenominal set of skills. So here’s how we did it – the journey of how Windsor Christmas Tales came to be:

January 2020Our last face to face Windsor Writers Group meeting before you-know-what happened. One member suggests producing a book to cement all the writing knowledge learned since joining the group. Half the room groan at the idea (they’d done it before) but the seed is planted…
April 2020The project is sanctioned at the AGM and project streams are created including promotion, editing, artwork…
June 2020The writers brainstorm story ideas together and the story length was established at around 3,000 words. This may or may not have been faithfully stuck to…
The rest of the long, hot 2020 summer…We pen our Christmas stories and poems whist sweltering away in the heat
October 2020Authors read each others’ stories and give initial feedback
February 2021The editing team are in full swing working through the stories and providing comments & amends to each author
April 2021Authors complete their amends and finalise their stories
June 2021Cover design is approved. Several illustrators respond to our brief and Bryony Usher gets appointed as the story illustrator. There is some healthy debate over typeface!
August 2021Blurb is written. The foreword is kindly written by Ruth Brandt and the authors write their biographies.
September 2021Proof reading and formatting (yawn!)
October 2021Platforms for producing the book are investigated, debated and voted on. The RRP price for the book is established
November 2021Initial print run of the book. The book has a soft launch and sells out just before Christmas.
A Big Long Rest to Recuperate…
Summer 2022The marketing team engage with retailers ready for Christmas
September 2022Marketing commences. Flyers for the book launch are produced.
November 2022Windsor Christmas Tales has its official Book Launch at The Old Court and receives a fantastic representation from the Windsor community. Press articles appear. The book starts selling.

And that’s the end of the story so far. December is here and Christmas just a couple of weeks away. But there’s still plenty of time to grab yourself a copy of Windsor Christmas Tales and enjoy the fruits of our labour as it’s now only a click away on Amazon. Waterstones Windsor are now fully re-stocked as is the Craft Coop Windsor and there are still a few copies at the Windsor Museum which is a great place to visit (and FREE!)

We are all very proud of Windsor Christmas Tales and of the great reviews it has achieved and we are so grateful to all the Windsor residents (current & former) together with visitors to our magnificent royal town who have supported our book.

Creative Inspiration

Let’s Take a Walk

We may actually have had the best illustrator in the world working with us on Windsor Christmas Tales! Not only did the talented Bryony Marianne Usher create jaw-droppingly beautiful colour illustrations in the book – she also created a beautiful map so that you can go for a walk around Windsor and spot the locations that have been written about.

From the Queen Victoria Statue that stands regally in front of Windsor Castle, to the Relief bridge overlooking the Thames all the way over to the Marsh Lane Wier on the Jubilee River if you really fancy stretching your legs.

Discover secret locations that only locals know about using Bryony’s magical map. And of course, no walk would be complete without a copy of the book to find out what happened at each location… from the scary, to the sad, to the adventure of a lifetime. Everything will be revealed when you read Windsor Christmas Tales!

For the perfect Christmas walk, use Bryony’s map to investigate the book’s Windsor locations:

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Book Club Discussion Questions Now Available

You asked and we listened…

To support the wonderful world of reading, and enjoying literature together, we’ve created a page of discussion questions so that book clubs and groups of friends can have a truly memorable Christmas get together enjoying Windsor Christmas Tales and delving beneath the surface of the stories.

If you’d like more questions on your favourite story, get in touch and we’d be delighted to assist

windsor.writers@gmail.com

The Kindle edition of Windsor Christmas Tales is proving popular with book clubs at just ยฃ1.99!

Writing tasks

Autumn Poetry Lifts Our Spirits

There’s a lot to moan about at the moment with incessant rain, gusting wind and long dark nights. But, there is also beauty, fun and the potential for profound thought, as these autumnal poems show us. Have a read – poetry is good for the soul!


Prickly Autumn Yearnings

by Vivien Eden

โ€œCome letโ€™s pick some chestnuts Andy!

Days as bright as this are scanty.

Tasting them is just the best thing,

Their sweet flavourโ€™s to my liking.โ€

โ€œGreat idea, Iโ€™ll get my shoes on,

Iโ€™d like seeing some of Autumn,

And I prize to try new flavours

Conkers could be one I savour.โ€

โ€œDonโ€™t you ever eat a conker,

Not unless you are a plonker.

Theyโ€™re called horse chestnuts donโ€™t you know

Not people-chestnuts, you dodo.

Sweet chestnuts are the things we eat

Beneath their bristly spines a treat

So, make sure to bring gloves along

Your hands are rough but not so strong

That theyโ€™ll endure the spiky burrs

As we forage. Do you concur?

With bleeding hands, we shall return

And gorge ourselves, without concern.”


Oh to Autumn

by Mike Moss

The leaf falls.

โ€˜Grandpa,โ€™ he said. I turn around.

โ€˜Why did that leaf fall to the ground?โ€™

โ€˜Aha,โ€™ I say, โ€˜I know this one.

I think it wants some Autumn fun.โ€™

โ€˜Some fun? What do you mean?โ€™

I smile and wink, โ€˜Itโ€™s very keen

to join that pile of leaves just here.โ€™

โ€˜I see,โ€™ says he, โ€˜So with a smile,

I can shuffle through this leafy pile,

And kick them down the winding path

And then go home for my hot bath.โ€™

โ€˜Quite so,โ€™ I say, โ€˜and look โ€˜e here,

I spy a conker, itโ€™s that time of year.

Pick it up quick, weโ€™ll attach a string

And have a go, at that bashing thing.โ€™

As we shuffle back, kicking leaves asunder

We dodge sheet lightning, hear the thunder

Deluged in rain, we take damp shelter

Watch raindrops bounce, helter skelter

Russet brown, orange, yellow and gold

This is the season, so weโ€™re told

Put clocks back, gain an hour,

Shiver and huddle around the fire

Itโ€™s of fireworks, witches and spooky things

And runs up to Christmas, wise men and kings.

For โ€˜tis Autumn


Red Earth

by Phil Appleton

Fallen leaves, the fallen dead,

The earth has turned the colour red.



Five Quinces

by Amanda Buchan

Five quinces in a scarlet bowl, Chrome Yellow.

Weโ€™ve had white bowls of crocus, blue of peaches

Weโ€™ve had pulsating, copulating Spring,

Seducing tight pink buds to Summerโ€™s decorous spread.

Thereโ€™s no decorum here in scarlet Autumn.

 Octoberโ€™s trees are shameless, shaking out seed

Revealing leaf by leaf their naked limbs.

I revel in this seasonal surrender,

I welcome Autumnโ€™s servant, here he comes;

Brown hands will proudly place the last gold quince

Upon the altar of the kitchen bench.

Winter arrives of course, black trees, white frost.

Weโ€™ll snuggle up in quilts with favourite books

Weโ€™ll fill a wooden bowl with hazel nuts


Autumn poem

by Robyn Kayes

Trees turn to glorious colours

Enchanting the eye as the sun loses

Its strength and the winds

Gather pace, bringing stormy rains.

Rush indoors to escape the damp,

Looking for warmth but only

Finding coldness till the heating

Turns on, and then relax with

Hot chocolate and a novel

Awaiting the return of family

From outings when their chatter

Will dispell the gloom

And brighten the day


The Beech Wood
by Valerie Benham


We weave our way up the hill
through the tunnel of trees
an orchestra of colour
deserves rapturous applause
with singing sunlight filtering through

We reach The Plain
the mouth of the wood
with its rustic hints of
life a while ago

We enter the wood
its beauty enthralls
The lemon yellows and peridot hues
replaced with a bronze and gold glow

Copper crisps lay under our feet
crunching and scrunching all the while
releasing an earthy scent
a heady mix of soil and moss
with the sweetness new grass

Screeds and screeds of fledgling trees
stand proud as far as the eyes can see

Gorgeous evergreens cannot
compete with the candy canvas of raspberry treats,
cherry glaze, burnt orange with
butterscotch, dandelion and pineapple too
copper and bronze leaf blow in the breeze
all held up by liquorice sticks with ease

Luscious light ferns cover the ground caressing
our limbs all the way down

An aura of spirits of from Saxon times
exists floating through the cool air

Deep into the wood and through we go
ancient roots sculpted deep into the ground
creating caves where children go

The shallow furrows in evidence
Knarled and knotted old bark carves a route over the ground
and menaces with creatures curled
under which the orchids, and special flowers grow

The low sun fights its way through the leaves
blinding us as we go

Distant sounds of children at play
squeals of laughter and joy

Dogs bark as birds of prey fly low

Couples hand in hand stroll through
taking a seat to ponder the view

We reach the ridge
To enjoy the view
of this special hill falling away with
with white mist skirting the fields below
a chill in the air surrounds

As the light transitions from sun to perfect peach moon
pure blue replaced with soft amber tones

We retreat back home
to enjoy a whisky or rum
or a marshmallow roasted on the spit


If you enjoyed our poetry here. you’ll certainly enjoy the beautiful Christmas poems and Short stories in our Christmas book – Windsor Christmas Tales!


News!

We are Launched: Woo-Hoo!

Windsor Christmas Tales was launched to a fanfare of support from the fantastic art-loving Windsor community at The Old Court last week. Look at the smiles from the authors’ above [from Left to right: Jonathan Posner, Robyn Kayes, Phil Appleton, Wendy Gregory, Vivien Eden, Rosa Carr, Sue Blitz, Helena Marie, Bryony Usher (Illustrator), Amanda Buchan, Kanthรฉ].

Thank you to everyone that came – it was a fantastic turn out with lots of merriment!

For any of you that couldn’t make the launch and would like to get their hands on a book, we are excited to reveal that the book is now available to order through even more channels…

Did you know that back in 2017 the Windsor Writers’ Group published another collection of short stories with Windsor as its backdrop entitled Windsor Tales? Windsor Tales is available to buy via Feed A Read

Writing tasks

Halloween Spooky Stories

Our October challenge was to write a short piece about Halloween. Lots of fun was had with spooky goings on. See what we came up with. And a little piece of advice… it’s probably best not to read these after dark…

[cue spooky laughter]


In The Bleak October by Vivien Eden

I sensed it before I felt it. It was whilst I was explaining in the written form why I was the perfect candidate to lurk unseen between the hours of two and six am whilst generating tiny magical clinks in the darkness which transformed empty glass bottles into ghostly milky-white ones. Doorstep sorcery. The depravity of society at that hour would indeed be something to behold, but I needed to nourish my blood. My usual fodder was proving more difficult to secure these days. The tapping of my long thin fingers slowed, then stopped. The abundant hairs pricked up on my arms. Unbeknown to me, it had entered the house.

It caused there to be still, heavy air all around me. I didnโ€™t want to inhale it as I knew what it would do to me. And if it were to touch me, the sensation as it reddened my skinโ€ฆ it didnโ€™t bear thinking about. I pulled down my sleeves to safely cocoon my hands. I had to get out of that room. Retreating upstairs seemed the safest option โ€“ downstairs in the cellar was certainly the last place one would ever want to be in a situation like this and, as I recalled, mine was currently devoid of a working lightbulb. I rushed past a blurred view of home-grown garlic bulbs on the windowsill whilst the crucifix on the landing wall taunted me. Was it even possible for Jesus to save me? Those who I had believed would look after me certainly hadnโ€™t lately. My faith was waning.

Sadly, this was not a completely unexpected scenario. I had done my best to prepare for it โ€“ shrouding my body in layers of protection for it always happened about the time of All Hallowsโ€™ Eve. I ascended and traversed my residence from north to south. Entering the bedchamber, I glanced outside and the view of the sun-drenched apple-tree in my very own Garden of Eden imprinted itself upon my retina. I blinked and there it remained. Distracted by this vision, it took a moment before the horror revealed itself to me โ€“ for I had left the door ajar! I hastened to shut it to reinforce the physical barrier between me, and it. I had bought myself, what, five minutes, maybe half an hour before it managed to find me.

There was nothing for it. I edged towards the window, towards the holy light. As it started to seep through to my flesh, I experienced a fiery feeling. It was the most euphoric of times as I basked in that light โ€“ all my troubles forgotten. Then it faded and I felt the vulnerability and bleakness of my predicament: to let the coldness take me in its graspโ€ฆ or to turn the heating on.


A Halloween Mystery by Robyn Kayes

The crisp autumn air fills her mind with pleasantness, as she jogs along the road. The earlier uneasiness has disappeared, the sky is blue, and she feels more able to face all her demons, and defeat them single-handedly. The pep talk keeps her going until she reaches the main road leading to her house. The clear light begins to fade as she opens her gate. A voice cuts through the gloom. โ€˜Hello, miss, trick-or-treat?โ€™

โ€˜Whoโ€™s there? Billy, is that you?โ€™ she calls, trying to calm herself. Billy is the 9-year-old child living in the next-door house. โ€˜Or should I say, Captain, is that you?โ€™ as she admires his pirateโ€™s costume.

โ€˜Yes, miss, itโ€™s me. Mum hasnโ€™t come home from work yet and I donโ€™t like today, itโ€™s very scary.โ€™

โ€˜Well, itโ€™s Halloween so itโ€™s supposed to be scary. I also get very nervous as it gets darker.โ€™ Uh-oh, she thinks, why did I blurt that out to a child, heโ€™s looking for protection, not confessions!

As they walk up the path to the front door, she says, โ€˜Come along in, Billy, Iโ€™ve got some sweets โ€ฆ.โ€™ Suddenly, a black cat appears in the garden, meowing and hissing as it races up to them. โ€˜Where did he come from?โ€™ says Billy, nervously. โ€˜Is he yours?โ€™ she says, simultaneously. And they both laugh, and the scariness disappears, as they ponder on the origins of the cat.

โ€˜Actually, heโ€™s mine!โ€™ A tall man stands at the gate, in full evening dress. He lifts his top-hat as his black cloak swirls around him. โ€˜May I introduce you to โ€œEmperor Neroโ€, or just plain โ€œNeroโ€, if you prefer. He disappeared and Iโ€™ve been looking for him. I moved into the house over the road a few days ago, and heโ€™s not used to the new home yet.โ€™ 

โ€˜I know you, says Billy. โ€˜Youโ€™reโ€ฆ Mago the Magician. You were at my friendโ€™s party.โ€™.

โ€˜Well spotted, Captain. Indeed, I am, and please introduce me to your lovely friend.โ€™

โ€˜This is Miss Terry, sheโ€™s my teacher,โ€™ replies Billy, as the magician bows and shakes her hand.

โ€˜Aha! A beautiful โ€œmysteryโ€! Iโ€™m Jamie, by the way,โ€™ says the magician, with a wink.

โ€˜And Iโ€™m Teresa, or Terry for short. Great costumes, both of you!โ€™ She laughs as she offers them both some sweets.


Taking Sweets From Strangers by Mike Moss

Gerald opened the door.

โ€˜Trick or treat!โ€™ Five children, in unison not harmony, dressed as witches and things.

โ€˜Trick or treat,โ€™ Gerald repeated slowly. โ€˜And what is the trick?โ€™

โ€˜Weโ€™ll spray your house with gunk,โ€™ spat a zombie, probably female.

โ€˜Well, itโ€™s treat. Here you are, have a couple each.โ€™ Gerald held out a white paper bag and the children took their sweets, wrapped up mints, and ran off to the next street, giggling. Gerald watched them go, a sickly smile on his face, before shutting the door. It wasnโ€™t long before the door bell rang again.

โ€˜Happy Halloween!โ€™ Another collection of zombies and witches.

โ€˜No tricks, then?โ€™

โ€˜No, sir, just happy Halloween.โ€™

Gerald held out a brown paper bag and the children took their sweets, assorted mini choc bars, thanked him and walked on.

This was repeated a few more time before things quietened down and Gerald, satisfied, put his feet up until midnight. Every so often he would chuckle to himself. Trick or treaters, the white bag, happy Halloweโ€™eners, the brown bag, their choice and, boy, what a choice.

The following morning the local news was awash with the number of children rushed to A&E. Every newscast, every half hour, the toll had risen, ten, twelve, fourteen critically ill, fifteen now, one dead. Parents were told to remove all sweets from children and call the Police, who would come and collect them. Queues formed at schools as teachers inspected childrenโ€™s bags for contraband.

Detective Sergeant Emily Malone had been called just after midnight. She started to compile a list of affected children and the routes they took the previous evening. It was laborious, pressured. More police were drafted in. A chief inspector arrived to take control. At last, a breakthrough. A child who survived remembered where she had been given the mint that made her ill. She gave the address to Emily. The last house on Nelson St, with a red door, next to the gas works. The man said he was called Gerald.

Emily took two officers and drove to Nelson Street as dusk crept over the horizon. She pulled up near the end house and sent one PC around the back. Emily knocked on the door, though it was blue, not red like the girl had told her. A grey-haired woman answered. Emily flashed her warrant card. 

โ€˜I need to speak to someone called Gerald.โ€™ 

The woman looked puzzled. โ€˜I think youโ€™re at the wrong house, dear.โ€™ 

As Emily stepped into the house, the woman called out, โ€˜Bob, the police are here. Theyโ€™re looking for someone called Gerald.โ€™ 

There were two large suitcases in the hall. Emily pointed. โ€˜Are you going somewhere?โ€™ 

โ€˜No, just got back. From a wedding in South Africa.โ€™ 

Emily frowned and asked for โ€˜Bobโ€™sโ€™ ID. Sure enough his name was Robert. 

โ€˜The only Gerald I ever knew was Gerald Manning,โ€™ volunteered Bob, โ€˜but that was a long time ago. Probably before your time.โ€™ 

Emily shook her head, impatiently. This was not helping. Bob continued. 

โ€˜You know, the child murderer. Did terrible things. Poisoned the children. You lot finally caught him, but too late for his poor victims. He hanged himself in gaol.โ€™ 

โ€˜Thatโ€™s right,โ€™ joined in Bobโ€™s wife, โ€˜good riddance, and to think he lived next door, and his front door was red as if that wasnโ€™t warning enough.โ€™ 

โ€˜Red? Next door?โ€™ asked Emily. So weโ€™ve come to the wrong house, she thought, but hang on, this is the end house. 

โ€˜Of course,โ€˜ continued Bob, โ€˜after everything that happened they demolished his house. It used to be the end house.โ€™ 

Emily went outside and looked at the space where Manningsโ€™ house had been. There must be some mistake, she thought.  A sudden chill made her shiver and the hairs on the back of her neck stood up as she heard distant laughter echo into the dark night. 


The Witch by Wendy Gregory

I awoke with a start to the smell of burning flesh, charred meat on a barbecue. I sniffed. With horror I realised that the burning flesh was my own. It was mingled with the smell of thick, suffocating smoke and cloying body sweat.

I jolted awake and sat up. Nothing. My bedroom looked the same. I sniffed, at the room, at myself, but the soothing scent of lavender was all I could detect. Relief swept through me. It was a bad dream, nothing more. I lay back down,  closed my eyes and contemplated whether people could smell things in dreams. Mm. I must Google it later. I drifted off.

Starting to surface I was aware of noise โ€“ crackling, hissing, screaming. Again the shock of realising that the screams were coming from me. Then shouting: a manโ€™s voice. โ€œDo it in the name of God! Finish It!โ€ I couldnโ€™t breathe, something was pressing hard on my neck. I opened my eyes. They stung. I was drenched in sweat. Christ what an awful dream!

I needed a shower and a strong coffee. In the bathroom I looked at myself in the mirror. My eyes were bloodshot, my hair matted. But what the fuck was wrong with my neck? I had a choker of purplish blue bruising, with a large, round medallion centre front. It looked for all the world as if Iโ€™d been garotted.


St. Elmoโ€™s by Kanthรฉ

It was back in โ€˜94 when I bought my first house. Saint Elmoโ€™s it was called. I later found out that it was named after a saint who was tortured to deathโ€ฆLovely eh? One month before we married – we got the keys. It used to be a farmhouse – hard to imagine, I know, a farmhouse smack bang in the bustle of Telford. But there it was; complete with outbuildings of faded blue corrugated steel out at the back and two fields of pasture at the side for cows.

All thatโ€™s gone now of course – the cows and the farming. Weโ€™re just left with a couple of manky old out-buildings falling apart; and a big square plot of land. The undergrowth overgrowing – the thick dark brambles and weeds rising up and reclaiming what it had lost.

I remember as a child – the two fields and the little bordered path that divided them. Walking up and down it countless times as a shortcutโ€ฆgathering hazelnuts in the summer. But strangely I never remembered the house itself. Even where the cinder path split right in front of it. That house was a big blank hulking space in my mind.

It was a strange house. Actually 2 different houses joined together. An odd mish-mash of the old and new that suited us fine. I liked the cottage side with its big blackened  beam in the upstairs bedroom ceiling looking down. My wife liked fitting out the oak kitchen with its terracotta tiles and latticed windows. Ripping out the old, putting in the new; that was her.

It had originally been two single white cottages side by side. But one had been burnt out after some terrible incident  and the new modern wing was built in its place. So that you could have the marvels of a modern bathroom suite and indoor toilets. Modern luxury to forget a fragile broken past. A past stretching well over 200 years on the cottage side.

Two sisters originally owned the farmhouse – they toiled the land during the war. Their husbands – killed in Europe. When one of them died – the other couldnโ€™t cope and the place was sold; eventuallyโ€ฆto me – ramshackled and over-run. I got it cheap and spent my days before my marriage cutting the never- ending grass in the big square garden at the back – over 1.3 acres in total. Pruning the hedgerow at the front as October blazed around me.

My fiance, who stayed on in Wolves until our wedding, came up to help out – occasionally. She found a portrait of one of the ladies in the attic. An old woman wearing Victorian black. It looked grim and sepia with age. My beloved wouldnโ€™t have it in the house. I ended up putting it in the summerhouse with the rest of the odds and sods and looked up at the house looming dark against the night sky. One baleful light in the downstairs cottage sitting-room as I made my way back into my empty old house and locked all the doors and windowsโ€ฆtwice.

As I settle down with my cocoa, I can still hear the soft whisper of footsteps in the cottage bedroom above. The narrow door creaks open and the sound of aged footsteps coming down the stairs. Matching the creak of my armchair rockingโ€ฆthe gold handle of the sitting room door turning as I ponder how you can remove an image of an unwanted person but the spirit, as everโ€ฆremainsโ€ฆto reclaim that which isโ€ฆherโ€™s.


Halloween 2022

It was Tuesday, bin collection day. My downstairs neighbours Jill and Johnโ€™s black and blue wheelies were outside the house, Johnโ€™s refusal to share them apparently down to his OCD.

โ€˜Morning Jill. Howโ€™s your mum?โ€™

Moving on down the road I saw Patricia slowly walking her familyโ€™s aged and tiredlooking golden Labradors, the dogs probably weeks away from being put down.

โ€˜Hiya.โ€™

Then Dan, the friend who had been a best buddy but was now ensconced in a seemingly idyllic relationship with a Polish girl, and newly anti-social.

โ€˜So, when are you getting married then?โ€™

The bin lorry appeared in the distance, holding up the traffic in looming and noisy
presence. Patrick, the deep-thinking IT manager hurried past.

โ€˜Hi mate, in a rush as usual?โ€™

From number 48 emerged Nurse Jane, shouting a goodbye to her home-working
husband.

โ€˜Hey Jane, coffee soon?โ€™

Cars moved forward and reversed out of parking spaces, schoolchildren and parents emerged from homes as life slowly rippled through the neighbourhood.

My phone displayed its final message to the world: โ€œIn your breath, you probably have around one atom that was at one point a part of any breath ever breathed in human history.โ€ Life really is too short.

Each human breath contains approximately 101,000,000,000,000,000,000 atoms, which means that even in our well-mixed atmosphere. You probably have around one atom that was at one point a part of any breath ever breathed in human history*

*Source: Forbes


Photo by James Wheeler

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Writing tasks

From Hell…And Back

Who, indeed, has been resurrected from Hell in this short piece by Kanthรฉ. Oh yes, we’re getting Halloween ready here. Mwah-ha-haaaa. Enjoy…


I walk the streets of my old hunting ground and I can barely recognise the place. There are towering buildings and odd motorised vehicles everywhere. A constant hustle and bustle around me. Strange exotic smells and people of every discernible hue. Signs and lights and noise everywhere.

I feel lost.

There are a group of people standing on a street corner and they are looking around as lost and bewildered as me. Some are looking through flat little thin wafers in single different colours and clicking away. Sometimes with little lights flashing away. Some are talking to others with theseโ€ฆdevices. I am confused.

I approach them and they all look and stare at me. I stare at them. Thereโ€™s a plump girl with pink hair and black lip-stick; wearing hardly anything at all. The boy next to her is wearing a torn vest, ripped trousers and a shaved head. Looking like a skinny bag of bones. No one looks at them – but they are pointing and whispering about me. As if Iโ€™m the man out of time and place. I am affronted by their rudeness.

I am wearing my best top hatโ€ฆlong dark cloak and white gloves. Like Iโ€™ve just come from the Opera House in Covent Garden. I even popped into Mitre Square – I recognised the area where it happened; and I have my medical bag with me – just in caseโ€ฆbut there is no cover, no shelter anymore. My Work remainsโ€ฆundone.

There is a fat old man in the centre of the crowd pontificating, and they are only half-listening to him. He suddenly mentions my nameโ€ฆmy nickname. I turn around astounded. Someone sniggers and calls me Leather Apron. Idiot men and a gaggle of Strumpets and Whores making fun of me! Me??!!

I am incensed. A red mist descends. Iโ€™m not the kind of man who takes criticism well. I know the Queen, you know – treated her many times. Iโ€™ve rubbed shoulders with the hoi polloi too. Everyone makes grand claims about my identity but they are all clueless. Some even say that I gave Birth to the 20th Century. But look at how your degenerate modern life has turned out. A fresh reign of blood needs to come to wash away the flotsam and jetsam off the street and into the gutters where it belongs.