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The Donyang Deception: Book Trailer

We welcomed Colin Farwell to the Windsor Writers’ Group this month. Whilst introducing himself, Colin mentioned he had written a new thriller novel. However, what we all weren’t expecting was his book trailer. Wow!

We have to share it with you.

Presenting…

The Donyang Deception: An attack with no defence

The Donyang Deception is available to purchase on Amazon

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Our Very Own Book Swap

Two of our members, Sudhana Singh and Phil Appleton, exchanged their published works at one of our recent meets. It’s important to broaden the mind by reading something a little different from what you usually go for.

We’re hopeful Phil will enjoy ‘Kindness, Kale and Kettleballs‘ which is an internationally acclaimed and moving autobiography that reached the final in the Wishing Shelf Book Awards.

And Sudhana, we strongly suspect reading ‘Blue Sky Red Carpet‘ is going to be very insightful. It depicts Phil’s very honest journey from airline pilot to successful actor – and there’s some turbulence on that trip.

Writing tasks

Spring has Sprung

And so we penned some short passages…

Spring

by Robyn Kayes

The lightning bolt shattered the sky as the spring storm took control of the land. Up on the highlands and down by the river, thunder roared overhead, and a ferocious wind destroyed all in its path. By the morning after, the overnight storm was a distant memory, as bright sunshine laughed at the sodden earth.  Crowds of daffodils appeared out of nowhere, and blossoms heralded a new beginning. The days stretched longer, and hopeful thoughts eased the gloom of winter. Summer gladness cast its shining fate upon the world, and dreams appeared to be achievable.


Hello Spring

by Phil Appleton

Hello Spring, Winter here. I thought I’d send you a message before you start overwhelming us with warm sunshine, smugness and birdsong. 

It’s all very well to get started in March when the days are longer, when some of us have the dark and dismal months of November, December and January to contend with. I have to try to get snow organised for Christmas while I get bad press for icy roads and people freezing to death. 

My energy bills are astronomic while all you have to think about is whether the daffodils will come out early and when baby animals are going to appear. I get slush, mud and dead leaves while you get lots of nice green foliage everywhere.

Still, you’re not always so clever. According to a Facebook study, couples are more likely to break up in the Spring and babies born in the Spring are more likely to develop schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, major depression and anorexia.

So, spare a moment to think about all the hard work I’ve had to put in so that you can get all the glory. You don’t even know what Seasonal Affective Disorder is, do you? But I’m not done yet; there’s another week to go and it was snowing this morning… 

Photo by Kat Smith, Pexels

Writing tasks

Valentine’s Sonnets

Sonnets are tricky. But well done to these Windsor Writers who followed all the rules and produced a piece of poetry all ready to read out on February 14th.


Valentine Sonnet What I Wrote

by Mike Moss

Our homework this month, a sonnet to write

I’ll try very hard, the rules are quite tight

I have to confess, I haven’t a clue

About how to write one, or what to do

So I asked my friend Google for some help

When it became clear, I gave a big yelp

A sonnet has lines, some fourteen at most

Ten syllables a line, more and you’re toast

It should rhyme, any way, as best as you can

Write about true love, confess you’re a fan

But wait, it should be iambic, oh dear

If only I’d known, it should have been clear

I think I’ve the gist now so, to begin

Heck! No lines left – I just can’t seem to win!


The Animator

by Judith

Divine, benign or devoid of design,

There is a power that animates all.

It’s the mind behind how an ape, given time,

Became wise whilst a mouse stays small.

It allows the works of human endeavour,

To discern protons, electrons and quarks,

But as for the why and the whom and wherever,

They are hidden beyond the first sparks.

We are free to ponder an act far from grace,

Or beseech the being behind the big bang,

While what breathes life through the vastness of space,

Inspires awe in an ineffable plan.

Sublimely timing choirs of quantum string,

An incredible force subsumes everything.


Unnamed Sonnet

by Phil Appleton

Alert with kindly eyes he looks at me

In expectation food and fun to get

Dependent, tied yet wanting to be free

Our bond is such that both those needs are met

To me he gives unquestioning loyalty

Without complaint, a friend beyond compare

My moods, in all their strength and frailty

He takes them on, it seems without a care

Yet he’s a dog, a hound for all his charm

Which I forget when he gives me his trust

And looks to me to save him from all harm

So in his place I keep him as I must

In love, support we both connect as friends 

A partnership until we meet our ends

Creative Inspiration, Writing tasks

Christmas Fun with Poems, Lyrics and Stories

At our Christmas meeting last week (complete with mince pies and mulled wine) we had fun listening to some Christmas silliness and heartwarming tales. Find some of our Christmas creations below. Enjoy!

A Faithful Friend in Christmas

by Vince Moran

Once there was a time

A time not long ago

A time when things were carefree

 A time that let life flow

A time when the wide world crowded

Around a spruce of pine

A time when goodwill was magic

And the music was sublime

Well you’ve got a friend in Christmas

The season love cannot ignore

A faithful friend in Christmas

Tis the season you might still adore

Where children gather around you

And light up the festive tree

From the smiles on their loving faces

You know in your heart you are free

Then came the darkening shadow

 Danger swept the sky

A virus so vindictive

You could hear the people cry

No more getting together

Social distance the norm

Masks on face to follow

To stem the rising storm

Well you’ve got a friend in Christmas

The season love cannot ignore

A faithful friend in Christmas

Tis the season you might still adore

Where children gather around you

And light up the festive tree

From the smiles on their loving faces

You know in your heart you are free

And through the mists of sorrow

Where dreams have withered and died

And many have lost loved ones

Their memories touch the rolling tide

Still the human spirit stays sturdy

No matter the cause of its woe

There’s a place for the truly worthy

Glistening in the yuletide snow

For you’ve got a friend in Christmas

The season love cannot ignore

A faithful friend in Christmas

 Tis the season you might still adore

Where children gather around you

And light up the festive tree

From the smiles on their loving faces

 You know in your heart you are free

Yes you’ve got a friend in Christmas

Blessings around your door

A faithful friend in Christmas

Tis time to sing once more!


Polycotton

by Vivien Eden

“Time for another present!” declared Eva.

Joe raised his eyebrows at his wife Maria who mouthed “Still acting like she’s five.” Eva and Josh dived under the tree. Baubles bounced up and knocked into each other as pine needles silently deposited themselves on the teenagers’ backs.

Rustle, jingle, rustle, jingle

Finally, they emerged holding a selection of gift bags and presents in their hands for everyone.

“Here you go grandma, grandad, there you go dad, here’s your one mum,” said Josh as he diligently distributed out the contents of his arms until all that remained in his hands was a small soft parcel in his hand; he speculated that it was socks since his grandparents always got him a pair of novelty Christmas ones – and every year he wondered if it would be the last pair he might ever receive from the oldest members of his family.

Eva clutched one large parcel in her arms with ‘To Eva, love from Mum & Dad xxx’ written on a white laser label. The tearing of paper started. Exclamations of thanks were made. Hugs.

Eva stared at the parcel. What could it be, she wondered? It was a fair weight and square with a small amount of give. Her younger brother elbowed her to get a move on.

“Oh darling, I hope you like that one – and that it helps you feel at home in your student house.”

Eva tore a fragment of paper, “Ah a new duvet cover,” she exclaimed. She turned the package over and read the label. “Oh, it’s polycotton,” and her face fell.

“Sorry Eva, what was that?” asked her father.

“Polycotton. I thought you knew that I only have Egyptian cotton on my bed.”

 “Mum, what’s polycotton?” asked Josh.

The chatter in the room, slowed. Then stopped all together. Eva was standing up. Was that a tear forming in her eye?

“I can’t believe you bought me this! I wouldn’t dream of giving anyone anything made of this stuff,” and she threw her present on the floor. Her grandparents gasped. Eva stormed out of the room slamming the door behind her.

“What the hell happened there?” asked Joe.

“I’m damned if I’ve got any idea. Ungrateful little… when I was a student I had a scratchy bloody woollen blanket on my bed and I was fine with that. Is there anymore sherry – I’ll have a large one if there is?”

Josh’s face broke into a smile, “I guess that’s what you call a very ‘sheety’ Christmas present!”


Mike’s Christmas Quiz

Can you solve the mystery in Mike Moss’s quiz “Sing a Song of Christmas” extravaganza


And don’t forget as a great last minute Christmas present our very own publication: Windsor Christmas Tales is available on Amazon Prime!

Don’t worry, we’ll stop talking about it after Christmas 🙂

Image by Sandra Seitamaa

Creative Inspiration

How Do You Create & Launch a Book?

We’ve been absolutely blown away by how many people have bought our Windsor Christmas Tales book – thank you, thank you, thank you! Our book is a community project and, as with a lot of labours of love, it was never going to make anyone a millionaire. But it is art. And it brings joy. And those are both very valuable commodities.

So how did we do it and how long did it take? If you or another writing group out there has any ambitions of producing a book at some point, we hope you find this an interesting read.


And talking of interesting reads… this is the must-have Christmas read of 2022

The perfect way to get yourself in the mood for the festive season.”


How do you bring a book to market?

With twelve authors involved, sometimes decisions took a bit of time. But the expertise amongst us was impressive: we had a phenominal set of skills. So here’s how we did it – the journey of how Windsor Christmas Tales came to be:

January 2020Our last face to face Windsor Writers Group meeting before you-know-what happened. One member suggests producing a book to cement all the writing knowledge learned since joining the group. Half the room groan at the idea (they’d done it before) but the seed is planted…
April 2020The project is sanctioned at the AGM and project streams are created including promotion, editing, artwork…
June 2020The writers brainstorm story ideas together and the story length was established at around 3,000 words. This may or may not have been faithfully stuck to…
The rest of the long, hot 2020 summer…We pen our Christmas stories and poems whist sweltering away in the heat
October 2020Authors read each others’ stories and give initial feedback
February 2021The editing team are in full swing working through the stories and providing comments & amends to each author
April 2021Authors complete their amends and finalise their stories
June 2021Cover design is approved. Several illustrators respond to our brief and Bryony Usher gets appointed as the story illustrator. There is some healthy debate over typeface!
August 2021Blurb is written. The foreword is kindly written by Ruth Brandt and the authors write their biographies.
September 2021Proof reading and formatting (yawn!)
October 2021Platforms for producing the book are investigated, debated and voted on. The RRP price for the book is established
November 2021Initial print run of the book. The book has a soft launch and sells out just before Christmas.
A Big Long Rest to Recuperate…
Summer 2022The marketing team engage with retailers ready for Christmas
September 2022Marketing commences. Flyers for the book launch are produced.
November 2022Windsor Christmas Tales has its official Book Launch at The Old Court and receives a fantastic representation from the Windsor community. Press articles appear. The book starts selling.

And that’s the end of the story so far. December is here and Christmas just a couple of weeks away. But there’s still plenty of time to grab yourself a copy of Windsor Christmas Tales and enjoy the fruits of our labour as it’s now only a click away on Amazon. Waterstones Windsor are now fully re-stocked as is the Craft Coop Windsor and there are still a few copies at the Windsor Museum which is a great place to visit (and FREE!)

We are all very proud of Windsor Christmas Tales and of the great reviews it has achieved and we are so grateful to all the Windsor residents (current & former) together with visitors to our magnificent royal town who have supported our book.

Creative Inspiration

Let’s Take a Walk

We may actually have had the best illustrator in the world working with us on Windsor Christmas Tales! Not only did the talented Bryony Marianne Usher create jaw-droppingly beautiful colour illustrations in the book – she also created a beautiful map so that you can go for a walk around Windsor and spot the locations that have been written about.

From the Queen Victoria Statue that stands regally in front of Windsor Castle, to the Relief bridge overlooking the Thames all the way over to the Marsh Lane Wier on the Jubilee River if you really fancy stretching your legs.

Discover secret locations that only locals know about using Bryony’s magical map. And of course, no walk would be complete without a copy of the book to find out what happened at each location… from the scary, to the sad, to the adventure of a lifetime. Everything will be revealed when you read Windsor Christmas Tales!

For the perfect Christmas walk, use Bryony’s map to investigate the book’s Windsor locations:

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Book Club Discussion Questions Now Available

You asked and we listened…

To support the wonderful world of reading, and enjoying literature together, we’ve created a page of discussion questions so that book clubs and groups of friends can have a truly memorable Christmas get together enjoying Windsor Christmas Tales and delving beneath the surface of the stories.

If you’d like more questions on your favourite story, get in touch and we’d be delighted to assist

windsor.writers@gmail.com

The Kindle edition of Windsor Christmas Tales is proving popular with book clubs at just £1.99!

Writing tasks

Autumn Poetry Lifts Our Spirits

There’s a lot to moan about at the moment with incessant rain, gusting wind and long dark nights. But, there is also beauty, fun and the potential for profound thought, as these autumnal poems show us. Have a read – poetry is good for the soul!


Prickly Autumn Yearnings

by Vivien Eden

“Come let’s pick some chestnuts Andy!

Days as bright as this are scanty.

Tasting them is just the best thing,

Their sweet flavour’s to my liking.”

“Great idea, I’ll get my shoes on,

I’d like seeing some of Autumn,

And I prize to try new flavours

Conkers could be one I savour.”

“Don’t you ever eat a conker,

Not unless you are a plonker.

They’re called horse chestnuts don’t you know

Not people-chestnuts, you dodo.

Sweet chestnuts are the things we eat

Beneath their bristly spines a treat

So, make sure to bring gloves along

Your hands are rough but not so strong

That they’ll endure the spiky burrs

As we forage. Do you concur?

With bleeding hands, we shall return

And gorge ourselves, without concern.”


Oh to Autumn

by Mike Moss

The leaf falls.

‘Grandpa,’ he said. I turn around.

‘Why did that leaf fall to the ground?’

‘Aha,’ I say, ‘I know this one.

I think it wants some Autumn fun.’

‘Some fun? What do you mean?’

I smile and wink, ‘It’s very keen

to join that pile of leaves just here.’

‘I see,’ says he, ‘So with a smile,

I can shuffle through this leafy pile,

And kick them down the winding path

And then go home for my hot bath.’

‘Quite so,’ I say, ‘and look ‘e here,

I spy a conker, it’s that time of year.

Pick it up quick, we’ll attach a string

And have a go, at that bashing thing.’

As we shuffle back, kicking leaves asunder

We dodge sheet lightning, hear the thunder

Deluged in rain, we take damp shelter

Watch raindrops bounce, helter skelter

Russet brown, orange, yellow and gold

This is the season, so we’re told

Put clocks back, gain an hour,

Shiver and huddle around the fire

It’s of fireworks, witches and spooky things

And runs up to Christmas, wise men and kings.

For ‘tis Autumn


Red Earth

by Phil Appleton

Fallen leaves, the fallen dead,

The earth has turned the colour red.



Five Quinces

by Amanda Buchan

Five quinces in a scarlet bowl, Chrome Yellow.

We’ve had white bowls of crocus, blue of peaches

We’ve had pulsating, copulating Spring,

Seducing tight pink buds to Summer’s decorous spread.

There’s no decorum here in scarlet Autumn.

 October’s trees are shameless, shaking out seed

Revealing leaf by leaf their naked limbs.

I revel in this seasonal surrender,

I welcome Autumn’s servant, here he comes;

Brown hands will proudly place the last gold quince

Upon the altar of the kitchen bench.

Winter arrives of course, black trees, white frost.

We’ll snuggle up in quilts with favourite books

We’ll fill a wooden bowl with hazel nuts


Autumn poem

by Robyn Kayes

Trees turn to glorious colours

Enchanting the eye as the sun loses

Its strength and the winds

Gather pace, bringing stormy rains.

Rush indoors to escape the damp,

Looking for warmth but only

Finding coldness till the heating

Turns on, and then relax with

Hot chocolate and a novel

Awaiting the return of family

From outings when their chatter

Will dispell the gloom

And brighten the day


The Beech Wood
by Valerie Benham


We weave our way up the hill
through the tunnel of trees
an orchestra of colour
deserves rapturous applause
with singing sunlight filtering through

We reach The Plain
the mouth of the wood
with its rustic hints of
life a while ago

We enter the wood
its beauty enthralls
The lemon yellows and peridot hues
replaced with a bronze and gold glow

Copper crisps lay under our feet
crunching and scrunching all the while
releasing an earthy scent
a heady mix of soil and moss
with the sweetness new grass

Screeds and screeds of fledgling trees
stand proud as far as the eyes can see

Gorgeous evergreens cannot
compete with the candy canvas of raspberry treats,
cherry glaze, burnt orange with
butterscotch, dandelion and pineapple too
copper and bronze leaf blow in the breeze
all held up by liquorice sticks with ease

Luscious light ferns cover the ground caressing
our limbs all the way down

An aura of spirits of from Saxon times
exists floating through the cool air

Deep into the wood and through we go
ancient roots sculpted deep into the ground
creating caves where children go

The shallow furrows in evidence
Knarled and knotted old bark carves a route over the ground
and menaces with creatures curled
under which the orchids, and special flowers grow

The low sun fights its way through the leaves
blinding us as we go

Distant sounds of children at play
squeals of laughter and joy

Dogs bark as birds of prey fly low

Couples hand in hand stroll through
taking a seat to ponder the view

We reach the ridge
To enjoy the view
of this special hill falling away with
with white mist skirting the fields below
a chill in the air surrounds

As the light transitions from sun to perfect peach moon
pure blue replaced with soft amber tones

We retreat back home
to enjoy a whisky or rum
or a marshmallow roasted on the spit


If you enjoyed our poetry here. you’ll certainly enjoy the beautiful Christmas poems and Short stories in our Christmas book – Windsor Christmas Tales!


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We are Launched: Woo-Hoo!

Windsor Christmas Tales was launched to a fanfare of support from the fantastic art-loving Windsor community at The Old Court last week. Look at the smiles from the authors’ above [from Left to right: Jonathan Posner, Robyn Kayes, Phil Appleton, Wendy Gregory, Vivien Eden, Rosa Carr, Sue Blitz, Helena Marie, Bryony Usher (Illustrator), Amanda Buchan, Kanthé].

Thank you to everyone that came – it was a fantastic turn out with lots of merriment!

For any of you that couldn’t make the launch and would like to get their hands on a book, we are excited to reveal that the book is now available to order through even more channels…

Did you know that back in 2017 the Windsor Writers’ Group published another collection of short stories with Windsor as its backdrop entitled Windsor Tales? Windsor Tales is available to buy via Feed A Read