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Young Writers Award Evening 2025 – What A Night!

The presentation of awards for the shortlisted submissions to the Young Writers Competition 2025 took place on Saturday 11th October at The Old Court.

The evening was very well attended and the standard of entries extremely impressive. We had twenty-four prizes to award to twenty-two prizewinners, who were accompanied by their friends and family. Here are the details of all the prize winners in the order they were presented on the night:

Y6/7 Story Awards โ€“ Awarded by Legoland and Chiltern Bookshops

CommendedEmma WhapplesThe Silent Street
CommendedOrla CreswellThe Mysterious Encounter
Highly CommendedTharuli RatnayakaThe Forgotten Souls
Highly CommendedHarmony Carro-TevfikRunning Away
SecondLexii YangFalse Recall
FirstTheo Anton-LiThe End of the Beginning

Y6/7 Poem Awards โ€“ Awarded by Legoland and Chiltern Bookshops

CommendedRuby MoudrakGreatness of Gratitude
Highly CommendedFreddie SmartMy Dog Hector is The Best Dog in the World
SecondSophie McCabeScarecrow
FirstJulia JohnsonMy Bonnie and me

Years 8-10 Story Award โ€“ Awarded by Tesco

CommendedMichael Aitchison-AnastasioReaching the Top of the Globe
CommendedLisa PietrzakHis Head Fell For Her
Highly CommendedTianna FlemingFinding Myself 
Highly CommendedDarcey KelsallThe Runner
SecondSadie BellWhen I Dance
FirstTabby SpenceThe Letter

 Y8-10 Poem Award โ€“ Awarded by Tesco

Highly CommendedJames OdgersFriend or Foe
SecondAditi AroraWritten in the Stars
FirstSaad AzizGaza in my heart

Y11+ Story Award โ€“ Awarded by The Prince Philip Trust Fund

Highly CommendedPoppy KnowlesThe Man With No Face Phenomenon
First =Zakhar NavalnyyThe Lighthouse
First =Cyrus PoonawallaKite

Year 11+ Poem Award โ€“ Awarded by The Prince Philip Trust Fund

SecondPoppy KnowlesSelf-Justification
FirstCyrus PoonawallaDining Hall

We Welcomed Notable Names From Near & Far

We were honoured to have with us the Mayor of Windsor & Maidenhead, Cllr Mandy Brar; and the Member of Parliament for Maidenhead, Mr Joshua Reynolds; and two of our sponsorsโ€™ representatives, Mr Andrew Try, Lord Lieutenant of Berkshire, representing the Prince Philip Trust Fund, and Mr Jon Davey representing Tesco.

Our young writers have proved their amazing skill in writing. They can all have a beautifully bright future in the wonderful world of writing. They just need to keep going…

Guest Author Elaine Hastings (When We Were Young) presented the prizes and talked about her experiences as a writer, offering suggestions and encouragement to the young writers, during a conversation session with Vanessa Gordon, Chairman of Windsor Writers (The Naxos Mysteries).

After that Elaine and the available sponsors presented the prizes and certificates to the successful young writers, after which the audience heard the winning stories and poems read aloud. All the finalists are to be warmly congratulated.

How The Competition Worked

The competition was open to young writers from Year 6 up to the age of 18 on 31.8.2025 who live, work or go to school/college in RBWM. They could enter one short story of up to 500 words and/or one poem of up to 30 lines. Prizes awarded were:

  • First prize โ€“ Legoland voucher (youngest group), otherwise ยฃ75 book token
  • Second prize โ€“ Legoland voucher (youngest group story award), otherwise ยฃ30 book token
  • Highly Commended โ€“ ยฃ15 book token
  • Commended โ€“ ยฃ10 book token

Writers choose to write, not necessarily to be expert public speakers but we saw some exceptional skills in both those areas.

Thank you to our sponsors

Without your assistance, we couldn’t have given our young writers this opportunity.

Prince Philip Trust Fund โ€“ the fund makes a real difference to the quality of life of people from communities across the Royal Borough of Windsor and Maidenhead. It focuses support towards disability, health, the elderly, families, children and young people, those in social need and the arts.

Chiltern Bookshops, not only for being brilliant independent bookshops, but also for their generous donation towards our prizes.

You can visit their shops in Gerrards Cross or Chorleywood for a unique bookshop experience including some fantastic author events.

LEGOLANDยฎ โ€“ their Windsor Resort is a unique family theme park where visitors can take to the road, soar through the skies, and sail the seas in complete safety.  With interactive rides, attractions, live shows, building workshops, and driving schools, not to mention a staggering 80 million LEGOยฎbricks, all set in 150 acres of beautiful parkland. 

Tesco – one of the UK’s largest supermarket chains, offering groceries, clothing, electronics, and more. Tesco operates various store formats, including Express and Extra, catering to diverse customer needs. It also emphasizes sustainability and community support initiatives.

Poetry is a break up over dinner, a ship and smells.
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May Poetry

After experiencing a brilliant poetry workshop last month, led by one of our members, we were tasked with putting our new skills to the test. Here are a few of our resulting creations for you to enjoy.

Food for the Occasion by Mike Moss

How do I tell the girl, once of my dreams

That all is not well, nor as it seems

I need to dump her, but must tell her kindly

But need to prepare, not go in blindly

Soโ€ฆ   Iโ€™ll invite her to dinner, have a nice meal

Tell her sheโ€™s no winner, has lost her appeal

But what shall we eat, Indian, Chinese or Cajun?

And what shall I say, what fits the occasion?

Chicken stir fry, try not to lie

With egg fried rice, best to be nice

Spanish paella, be straight, tell her

Tapas and rioja, be a joker

Serve really hot curry, no need to hurry.

And naan and pakora, I just donโ€™t adore her

Italian bruschetta, I can do better.

Followed by risotto, get her blotto

or Boeuf Bourguignon, light it in neon

With French bread, at least sheโ€™s fed.

And for dessertโ€ฆ..

Serve Eton mess, just confess

Or apple pie, donโ€™t tell her why

Strawberries and cream, it was all a dream

Tiramiasu, I have someone new

Orโ€ฆ. I could take her out, somewhere posh

But why spend money

Itโ€™s a waste of good nosh

No, none of these.

Iโ€™ll go on a bender, then unfriend her

Thatโ€™ll do.

The Lady Forget-Me-Not: A fun exercise on Tennysonโ€™s The Lady of Shalott by Vanessa Gordon

Slowly past The Bells of Ouseley

On towards the Chandlery

Drifting in a reverie

Unnoticed by humanity

               Went the skiff  โ€œForget-Me-Notโ€.

Ignored by geese and royal swans

Cold-shouldered by The Royal Arms

Unseen from houses, pubs and farms

               Sailed the โ€œForget-Me-Notโ€.

Quietly on the winter river

All with Christmas lights a-quiver

And the current all a-shiver

Heading nobody cared whither

               Meandered โ€œForget-Me-Notโ€.

And in her bows a lady lay,

Dead as a daffodil in May,

Naked as the dawn of day

               Beneath covers of ocelot.

No-one saw her drifting past

Except a jogger running fast

Along the tow-path overcast.

He found her lodged in reeds at last,

               The quiet โ€œForget-Me-Notโ€.

He saw the girl, he gave a cry,

He grabbed his phone, his mouth now dry,

โ€˜Police!โ€™ Awaiting no reply

               He boarded โ€œForget-Me-Notโ€.

The ladyโ€™s skin was snowy white,

Her black hair, shining in the light

Of Windsorโ€™s less than perfect night,

Fell like a curling ammonite

               On the deck of โ€œForget-Me-Notโ€.

Her open eyes were carbon black,

Her lovely lips were open, slack.

He gently drew the fur rug back,

               His stomach in a knot.

โ€˜Sheโ€™s gone,โ€™ he breathed. โ€˜Sheโ€™ll not recover,

Thereโ€™s nothing I can do to save her.โ€™

Then tucking round the furry cover

Gently, like he was her lover,

               He jumped back off โ€œForget-Me-Notโ€.

They never knew her name or history,

Her death remained a local mystery,

But in his heart she stayed eternally,

               The Lady Forget-Me-Not.

Synesthesia by Sue Blitz

Weeks later, my nose still hungers for the scent of orange blossom

My appetite for its treacly richness doesn’t wane

When wandering past those orchards, I would grab its essence

My senses filled in ways I now can’t quite explain.

Sure, oranges festooned on trees know how to delight the eyes

Their vibrant colour bolstered by clusters of dark evergreen 

But the smell their flower exudes, earthly normality defies

A random shout-out that touches in ways unforseen.

The Glorious Stench of Summer by Vivien Eden

The ancient warm terracotta

Heats my sandalsโ€™ soles

As I traverse

Through streets of baked earth

I enjoy the multi sensual

Sewers have never been so sweet

As when Iโ€™m travelling in Spain of Greece

The aromas conveying

My exotic location

Far from my chilly home.

Visible clouds of body odour

Are embraced at a basic level

Incredibly manly

Attractive and strangely

Providing perverse pleasure

European levels of dog-turds

Have me pondering away

Why they do smell better

In sunnier weather

And why I forgive their negligent owners    

My nostrils continue to savour

Foul perfumes so strong theyโ€™re flavoured

That denote questionable levels

Of substandard cleanliness

Reminiscent of the Medieval ages

I canโ€™t deny that Iโ€™m having a riot

Heightened by three-hundred-and-sixty-degree warmth

Tolerating the stinky

And the memories they conjure

Of carefree long-gone summers

When our family would gloriously appear

Somewhere warm like here

With complete freedom

From daily work and judgements

Smells just didnโ€™t matter

They layered into an exquisite experience

Stimulating my frolicking senses

In restaurants, shops and attractions

A constant backdrop

Of the glorious stench of summer.

Garden of Remembrance by Robyn Kayes

Bees buzz by

Along the path where 

Trees are stretching 

To the sky to reach 

The sun and send

The rays of light 

To the right 

Rambling round 

Roses bright 

Amongst the floral sight

And to the left 

Where scented herbs 

Of lavender and myrtle 

And all the rest

Offer natureโ€™s blessed

Peace of mind

As I look forward 

But I donโ€™t  Forget to remember 

The President Talks Through His Hat by Jay Flynn

[To the tune of the Mexican Hat Dance]

When old Trump wants to look a complete prat,

Heโ€™ll just make ten more rules by his fiat โ€“

Like a Stetsonโ€™s a Mexicanโ€™s new hat!

Or the Gulf you all know

As that of Mexico

Is Americaโ€™s now โ€“ that is that! Then sit back and watch the online chat

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Essie Fox to present Young Writers Awards

We are delighted to announce that acclaimed author Essie Fox has agreed to present the prizes for our Young Writers Competition. Essie is no stranger to the Sunday Times Bestseller list with her beguiling collection of gothic novels. She has been described by The Independent as โ€˜Deliciously unsettlingโ€™.

Essie Fox was born and raised in Herefordshire and now lives here in Windsor. After studying English Literature at Sheffield University, she moved to London where she worked in publishing โ€“ before becoming self-employed in commercial art design.

Always an avid reader, she now writes historical novels. Her debut, The Somnambulist, was shortlisted for the National Book Awards, and featured on Channel 4โ€™s TV Book Club. The Last Days of Leda Grey, set in the early years of silent film, was selected as The Times Historical Book of the Month. Her latest novel The Fascination, a Sunday Times Top Ten Bestseller, features a fairground on the Brocas, the glamour of the London theatres, and an Oxford Street museum of morbid curiosities. 

Essie has lectured at the V&A, and the National Gallery in London, as well as attending many literary festivals and bookshop events.

We canโ€™t wait to meet Essie at The Old Court in October to celebrate the wonderful new generation of Windsor writers.

The Yound Writers Competition is open to anyone aged 11-18 who lives, works, or goes to school in Windsor. Full details are available on our dedicated competition page.

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Our Very Own Book Swap

Two of our members, Sudhana Singh and Phil Appleton, exchanged their published works at one of our recent meets. It’s important to broaden the mind by reading something a little different from what you usually go for.

We’re hopeful Phil will enjoy ‘Kindness, Kale and Kettleballs‘ which is an internationally acclaimed and moving autobiography that reached the final in the Wishing Shelf Book Awards.

And Sudhana, we strongly suspect reading ‘Blue Sky Red Carpet‘ is going to be very insightful. It depicts Phil’s very honest journey from airline pilot to successful actor – and there’s some turbulence on that trip.

Writing tasks

Spring has Sprung

And so we penned some short passages…

Spring

by Robyn Kayes

The lightning bolt shattered the sky as the spring storm took control of the land. Up on the highlands and down by the river, thunder roared overhead, and a ferocious wind destroyed all in its path. By the morning after, the overnight storm was a distant memory, as bright sunshine laughed at the sodden earth.  Crowds of daffodils appeared out of nowhere, and blossoms heralded a new beginning. The days stretched longer, and hopeful thoughts eased the gloom of winter. Summer gladness cast its shining fate upon the world, and dreams appeared to be achievable.


Hello Spring

by Phil Appleton

Hello Spring, Winter here. I thought I’d send you a message before you start overwhelming us with warm sunshine, smugness and birdsong. 

It’s all very well to get started in March when the days are longer, when some of us have the dark and dismal months of November, December and January to contend with. I have to try to get snow organised for Christmas while I get bad press for icy roads and people freezing to death. 

My energy bills are astronomic while all you have to think about is whether the daffodils will come out early and when baby animals are going to appear. I get slush, mud and dead leaves while you get lots of nice green foliage everywhere.

Still, you’re not always so clever. According to a Facebook study, couples are more likely to break up in the Spring and babies born in the Spring are more likely to develop schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, major depression and anorexia.

So, spare a moment to think about all the hard work I’ve had to put in so that you can get all the glory. You don’t even know what Seasonal Affective Disorder is, do you? But I’m not done yet; there’s another week to go and it was snowing this morning… 

Photo by Kat Smith, Pexels

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Valentine’s Sonnets

Sonnets are tricky. But well done to these Windsor Writers who followed all the rules and produced a piece of poetry all ready to read out on February 14th.


Valentine Sonnet What I Wrote

by Mike Moss

Our homework this month, a sonnet to write

Iโ€™ll try very hard, the rules are quite tight

I have to confess, I havenโ€™t a clue

About how to write one, or what to do

So I asked my friend Google for some help

When it became clear, I gave a big yelp

A sonnet has lines, some fourteen at most

Ten syllables a line, more and youโ€™re toast

It should rhyme, any way, as best as you can

Write about true love, confess youโ€™re a fan

But wait, it should be iambic, oh dear

If only Iโ€™d known, it should have been clear

I think Iโ€™ve the gist now so, to begin

Heck! No lines left โ€“ I just canโ€™t seem to win!


The Animator

by Judith

Divine, benign or devoid of design,

There is a power that animates all.

Itโ€™s the mind behind how an ape, given time,

Became wise whilst a mouse stays small.

It allows the works of human endeavour,

To discern protons, electrons and quarks,

But as for the why and the whom and wherever,

They are hidden beyond the first sparks.

We are free to ponder an act far from grace,

Or beseech the being behind the big bang,

While what breathes life through the vastness of space,

Inspires awe in an ineffable plan.

Sublimely timing choirs of quantum string,

An incredible force subsumes everything.


Unnamed Sonnet

by Phil Appleton

Alert with kindly eyes he looks at me

In expectation food and fun to get

Dependent, tied yet wanting to be free

Our bond is such that both those needs are met

To me he gives unquestioning loyalty

Without complaint, a friend beyond compare

My moods, in all their strength and frailty

He takes them on, it seems without a care

Yet he’s a dog, a hound for all his charm

Which I forget when he gives me his trust

And looks to me to save him from all harm

So in his place I keep him as I must

In love, support we both connect as friends 

A partnership until we meet our ends

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Book Club Discussion Questions Now Available

You asked and we listened…

To support the wonderful world of reading, and enjoying literature together, we’ve created a page of discussion questions so that book clubs and groups of friends can have a truly memorable Christmas get together enjoying Windsor Christmas Tales and delving beneath the surface of the stories.

If you’d like more questions on your favourite story, get in touch and we’d be delighted to assist

windsor.writers@gmail.com

The Kindle edition of Windsor Christmas Tales is proving popular with book clubs at just ยฃ1.99!

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Camera Ready 3, 2, 1 Live

We’ve got a real treat for you here. Mike Moss embraced the September writing challenge bringing back a historical figure and placing them in today’s world. The only criteria given was that they had to have been dead for more than 50 years. Can you guess who’s been brought back to life in this short piece?

โ€˜Well, tonight we have a real treat for you, and he needs no introduction. Heโ€™s sitting here next to me. Welcome, John.โ€™

โ€˜Great to be back, my dear Norton.โ€™

โ€˜Back indeed, especially as you died so young. What was it, tuberculosis?โ€™

โ€˜Yes, and I was only 25. Curable now, Iโ€™m told.โ€™

โ€˜So true, and I hear youโ€™re planning to sue the descendants of your motherโ€™s executors?โ€™

โ€˜I was deuced, by God. You might think Iโ€™m milking the pigeon but it was total incompetence or downright theft. They withheld my inheritance from both my grandmother and mother. A princely sum of ยฃ2,800. Worth almost ยฃ300,000 today. That would buy a lot of coal to keep one warm in winter.โ€™

โ€˜Itโ€™s all gas these days, and youโ€™re right. But my advice is to buy a jumper.โ€™

โ€˜A what?โ€™

โ€˜Itโ€™s a sort of wooly coat. And will you go back to live in Hampstead.โ€™

โ€˜Yes, my old house is still there and Iโ€™m currently negotiating with the team who run it as a museum. I was quite overcome when I found out. A museum, to me. Perhaps I should write an ode. Anyway, they seem very keen to have me move in, but I have insisted I must have six hours quiet a day, to write you understand. I canโ€™t have well-wishers traipsing about when Iโ€™m musing.โ€™

โ€˜Quite right. And have you started writing again?โ€™

โ€˜Oh yes, I need the money. My sponsors have all passed away so Iโ€™m on the look out for an agent.โ€™

โ€˜Well, I expect the phones will be buzzing before the show ends andโ€ฆโ€™

โ€˜The what?โ€™

โ€˜Phones, youโ€™ll soon get the hang of them. But I guess what your many admirers really want to know is, what are you writing now and will you be travelling round the country, a one man show, maybe?โ€™

โ€˜A showโ€™s a capital idea. Iโ€™ll look into that. As to writing, Iโ€™ve started a new ode, Ode to the Millenium.โ€™

โ€˜Fantastic. So, there you have it, folks. Johnโ€™s back, writing and coming to a town near you. Thatโ€™s all we have time for tonight. Bye.โ€™

Photo by John-Mark Smith

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A Walk in the Park, by Robyn Kayes

My name is Teddy, and Iโ€™m a Labradoodle. Today, my mum and I had a lovely time on our walk. It was warm, and sometimes there was a bit of rain, which I enjoyed as it cooled me down a bit. I shook myself to clear away the water, and I laughed to myself to see my mumโ€™s face. Then I met two friends and we ran about the park, chasing each other. It was great fun. My mum spoke to the humans that belonged to my new friends. Then she gave me some treats and some water. On the way home, the cat from next door ran in front of us and I started to bark at it because it always hisses at me, and I donโ€™t like that. But it ran away very quickly and finally we got home. My mum gave me a bath and then dried me with a towel. I lay down in my basket in front of the fire and had a lovely sleep. When I woke up, I had my food and some water, and then went out to the garden, for a little run around the rose bushes. When I came back inside, my mum was talking to someone on her โ€˜fone-thingyโ€™.

โ€œOh mum, I had a dreadful time on my walk today. The weather was miserable, it was so cloudy and then it started to rain, and I got wet. Teddy kept running away, and splashed into some puddles and got all muddy, and then when he came back to me, he shook himself, so all the mud landed up on me. And youโ€™ll never guess who I bumped into with all that mud all over me! It could only be my ex and his new girlfriend, with their two big Labradors who chased Teddy all over and he got even more muddy. So eventually we came home, and I had to give him a bath, and got wet again in the process. I had to light a fire because the heating wasnโ€™t working, so I had to call the plumber, but he can only come tomorrow afternoon. I couldnโ€™t have a shower, but I managed to heat up some water so that I could have a wash. Then I made some soup, which helped. Now I just want to forget that this day ever happened.โ€

Writing tasks

Having a Meal. What does it reveal?

Quite a lot it seems. With only sparce dialogue in places, these 200 word compositions give us beautiful little illustrations of hidden character traits that only come out at the table. What’s on the menu? Sexual chemistry, tension, the outright disgusting… Pick up your knife and fork and get ready to tuck in.


Fork and Knife By Robyn Kayes

Mother used to always say to me, โ€œEat your food with a fork and knife.โ€

โ€œAnd what about dessert?โ€

โ€œUse a spoon, with a fork to assist.โ€

โ€œWhat about the boys? Why donโ€™t they eat like that? Why do I have to do things differently?โ€

โ€œBecause youโ€™re a young lady, and you should always do things as a lady would.โ€

โ€œWhy canโ€™t I eat chicken like they do, it looks as though it tastes better when you pick up the pieces and eat it off the bones.โ€

A variation of this conversation occurred nearly every dinner time as I argued my way through the meal, until one day in the school holidays, my older brother decided that we would take a walk to the fish and chips shop on the High Street. He bought a packet of hot chips, doused in salt and vinegar. โ€œEat that with your fingers and see how good it tastes! But donโ€™t tell Mother. Next time, just pick up the chicken and eat it, and see what she says.โ€


Louis – Italian American Restaurant ยฉ Kanthรฉ 2022

Mikey was the youngest of the family. He had been invited out for a meal by two men he barely knew. He really was not in the mood. He had bruises on his face like fallen applesโ€ฆlike a jaundiced liver but he went along. He had to.

They took him to Louis – an Italian American restaurant out in The Bronx; tucked under an overpass. Dimly litโ€ฆsparse; the perfect place. The older man, McCluskey ordered veal – apparently it was the best in the city. He was tall and floury and broken like a breadstick. The other guy, Sollozo prattled on in Italianโ€ฆhis face red and florid – the shade of prime beef gone bad.

Mikey was olive skinned and short. With shiny black hair the colour of Lambrusco grapes. His eyes – big and large and watery like poached eggs. Mikey was shit scared but hoped it didnโ€™t show. He played with his foodโ€ฆfinger food. His fingers long and white like cheap sausages. Greasy sweat on his upper lip. His collar too tight. The young man felt like a suckling pig in this get up.

He got up suddenly. He told them he needed the toilet as another train rumbled in the overpass.

Sollozo was still talking like he was still someone worth considering when Mikey came back in. He shot Sollozo in the head at point-blank range. The blood flew up like a mist of ragu sauce. McCluskey – he shot in the throat first and then the headโ€ฆmaking sure he never got to finish the best veal in New York City.

Mikey dropped the gun and walked out.


Show and Tell by Valerie Benham

Of course, I will get you anything you like he said, turning towards the waiter behind the large bar area.   Eventually the cappuccino and my companionโ€™s double ice cream arrived.   At this point he only had eyes for the ice cream, devouring the pastel shades of this artistic concoction of sensual pleasure, or so he obviously thought.   His spoon plunged into the mountains of pure cholesterol, making light work of the glacial mounds. He started to speak to me revealing a cream coated tongue but completely unaware of the turn off this created in me. He shot his tongue out of the lips, curling it up with great pleasure whilst somehow continuing to talk. I winced in my seat turning slightly away from his gaze. I was experiencing a deep revulsion of this otherwise pleasant man. The odds had been stacked against him from the outset, lived an hourโ€™s drive away, not sure I would gel with an ex-golf professional and so on. My mum came over to stay nine months ago and is still at my place he stated happily. She can have anything she wants; I buy her the best quality of salmon and of course, ice-cream.  


Tina has invited Emily for dinner by Mike Moss

โ€˜So, the other two cancelled, you say?โ€™ asked Emily

โ€˜Yes, quite late. Annoying late, in fact, but what can you do? Please, sit. Itโ€™s nearly ready.โ€™

Two floral place mats, with matching serviettes and coasters lay on the table and the cutlery was set out with precision.  Emily chose the nearest chair. It was an old garden chair; metal, chipped green paint, floral cushion, a little out of place alongside the other three assorted chairs that surrounded the round table.

โ€˜Wine? Itโ€™s red,โ€™ Tina added, unnecessarily.

โ€˜Please,โ€™ replied Emily, noting the label. Expensive. โ€˜Something smells good.โ€™

โ€˜My grandmaโ€™s recipe. She was Italian, you know.โ€™

โ€˜No, I didnโ€™t.โ€™

โ€˜Oh, yes, thatโ€™s where my fiery side comes from, so my father would say. My mother said it was my ginger hair.โ€™ A buzzer buzzed. โ€˜Itโ€™s ready. Hang on.โ€™ She disappeared into the small kitchen, appearing a minute later with two platefuls of spaghetti Bolognese and green beans. She placed one on Emilyโ€™s mat and sat down with the other.

โ€˜Looks great,โ€™ smiled Emily.

โ€˜Bon appetit.โ€™ Tina raised her glass. โ€˜Hereโ€™s to friendship.โ€™

Emily drank and Tina refilled her glass. They ate quietly, talking about the cafรฉ. Emily noticed that Tina carefully arranged each mouthful, a mix of spaghetti, Bolognese and vegetable. Now that Tina was sitting down, it was impossible to not to notice her low cut T-shirt. Tina leant over to refill Emilyโ€™s glass. Sheโ€™s not wearing a bra, thought Emily. Her gaze moved up. Tinaโ€™s grey, doe like eyes were fixed on hers, smiling, hoping.

Emilyโ€™s suspicious mind wondered if the other two guests had really been invited.


Skinny White Jeans by Vivien Eden

โ€œSorry, is my separate dressing on its way?โ€

โ€œIโ€™ll be back with it in two ticks.โ€ The flustered waitress bolted back into the kitchen.

โ€œThatโ€™s some mega-bowl youโ€™ve got there Karen. Whatโ€™s in it?โ€

Karenโ€™s neck reddened slightly.

โ€œJust a superfood salad. Everywhere has oversized the crockery these days. So annoying!โ€ She glanced at Sadieโ€™s hamburger and triple cooked chips and looked away quickly.

โ€œYou are good. No wonder you look the way you do. Excuse me waitress, any chance of some ketchup? Help yourself to a chip Karen.โ€

โ€œMaybe in a minute. Thank you.โ€

Karen removed her napkin from the table, slowly unfolded it and carefully placed it on her lap on top of her skinny white jeans. Picking up her knife and fork, she cut half a cherry tomato into quarters. She eased the slither of red onto her fork and went fishing in her bowl for something else to join it. The fork emerged with two additional dark-green lentils and a shred of curly lettuce.

The salad dressing appeared in a tiny earthenware jug. Karen picked it up observing the dark vinegar with a layer of oil settled on top. She looked at her watch, hesitated a moment, then put it down.


Breakfast at the High Street Cafe by Sue Blitz

Steve used the fork in his fist to stab at the piece of fried egg he had hacked off. He took the mouthful and as he chewed vigorously, he aimed the liberated fork at Martin and continued his conversation.

Meanwhile Martin had been sawing away at some flaccid bacon. His knife not getting the best purchase on the meat as it was being held more like pencil than a cutting tool. But why hadn’t he noticed that his fork was not doing its job either? He really wasn’t pinioning the meat down firmly enough for a proper assault, the fork tines were pointing upwards with a lame grip on the stubborn pale pink pork.

Martin looked up and nodded at Steve, looked down again and realised that he had been using the butter knife from his side plate, having inadvertingly exchanged it with the more suitable steak knife, now taunting him from the table’s edge.

Then Steve’s fork went into the attack again. Lunging in the air, describing circles and semi-circles, splashing fat, spittle and egg yolk in its wake.

Martin put down his knife and fork and stared at Steve. His cutlery semaphoring the twenty-past-four position, a signal at odds with the crunched-up paper serviette plonked onto the middle of his plate.